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Summary:

  • CX3 is live

  • Record breaking participation

  • Results for the first week are in

  • You probably did not win


All records SMASHED!


We have never had a CX3 event as big as Event 1. I was hoping that we would get at least 20 to 30 people putting a guess in. So when I saw that there were 109 guesses I was floored. And having agreed to add a token for every 10 people who entered, that meant a crazy impressive prize pool.


Upon closer inspection though, I realized that 8 of the 109 guesses belonged to Louie. And then I saw that at least 12 different people put in at least 2 or more guesses for whatever reason. So technically, it was under 90 actual different people making guesses. 


But still! 

That’s an ass load of engagement. 


No one got the number exactly right. So the person who got the closest guess will retrieve one token from the prize pool and everyone will get another shot at the remaining tokens.


Before revealing this week’s winner though, I want to mention that we will be moving future updates for CX3 to our website’s “Celebration X3” group. If you have signed up as a member to LTAPM.com you will probably be added to the group and may get notifications. You may not. Listen, I don’t know. 


Our website provider switched from “forums” to “groups” and I didn’t even know how forums worked before they canceled that functionality. Then I had to make a “groups” section, whatever the heck that is. So we now have some sort of Facebook-like thing to post on and you can go there for the most up to date CX3 info. 


And without further adieu, the participant whose guess was closest this week is… Asusana! 


A token has been added to her token total. And the new week starts now. Your guess for this week needs to be in by Tuesday, August 5th.


Good luck!


Miscellanea that may or may not be helpful as you triangulate your next guess


Asusana's guess:

$26,020


Average guess: 

$20,209.77451


A vast majority of the guesses all fell within a similar range, which interestingly enough was the same range that ChatGPT gave me when I fed it a picture of the chips.


Worst guess:

$137


Least helpful response to the “Your name” question on the entry form:

“Michael” 


The answer “Michael M” was also particularly unhelpful since we have at least 3 different people who would turn their heads if someone shouted for a Michael M. And in case you were curious who guessed $137, it was “Michael M”.


Last answer to come in this week (with the deadline being listed as “by Tuesday”):

Tod Nead


His guess came in at 8:41 am on Wednesday morning, which I guess by graveyard shift rules could still be considered very late Tuesday night. Since it was not the winning guess we went ahead and accepted it.


Most honest non-winning guess for how many chips were on the floor:

“Too many” 

(from Christi)


Number of personalized CX3 thank you letters written so far:

61


Though 5 of them all went to Patrick Tiller who figured out that you are by no means limited to only 1 letter of thanks. LTA is NOT stingy with its gratitude.


And I imagine that’s it.

See you again next week!

 
 
 

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“Why is the robot having sex with Kurt Russell?” 

Christi asked.


For the record, the robot in the illustration for our shirt was NOT having sex with Kurt Russell. The robot was stretching out Kurt Russell’s leg. Mr Russell needed to be limber for the Rooney Run. 


Obviously.


Every April, the owners of the PBKC have a charity 5K. For the past 2 years, LTA has made a t-shirt to celebrate our participation in the Rooney Run. For the first 2 runs, I waited until the last minute and didn’t spend much time on the shirts. This felt like a missed opportunity.


For whatever reason, our company does not attract jocks so much as dorks. I am sure that is my fault. But let’s not make a big deal out of it.


Due to our lack of jockedness, no matter how many years we do this charity 5K, I have accepted that we will never crush anyone’s soul with our brutal physical dominance. 


I fully understand it is a charity event, so soul crushing, not the purpose. Not necessarily. Yada yada.


But just a tiny smidge of crushed soul, is that so wrong to desire? Not a whole soul, just a crumb or two for the sake of wholesome team morale.


So that’s why I cared about this year’s shirt. We will not succeed in the actual purpose of the event, the running fast part. But with a little planning maybe we could still come out ahead in another area.


Does it make me a bad person that I wanted a t-shirt design that was so empirically better than everyone else’s that there is maybe a wee bit of a whiff of souls being crushed. Not physically, but aesthetically.


Is that so wrong?


So I was looking to create a t-shirt design that would be true to our dork core AND woefully more cool than anyone else’s. Luckily, I don’t know if you know 5K shirt designs, but the bar is not set that high.


lazy...
lazy...

All this is a long way to say: 


LTA has a shirt.


Great shirt? Or greatest shirt ever?!



The 1981 movie Escape From New York, about a far future (1997) dystopia where America is a totalitarian state and Manhattan has been turned into a prison, should that be your first go to reference for charity event swag? Mr. T and the robot from the 1965 show Lost in Space, are these characters that the kids today see as dripping with contemporary rizz?


Listen, I made some design choices and I don’t care what you think. 

The shirt kicks ass.


It's got a muppet dabbing!


(Sometimes it's ok to just indulge me on these things.)



Really, how much are you going to complain about a free shirt?


As always, LTA is paying the admission fee for anyone who wants to do the 5K on April 19th. So if you have any interest in hanging out and walking for a good cause you can sign up at this link.



Normally we only make enough shirts for the 4 or 5 people who are participating in the 5K. This year though, since I wanted to get a shirt screen printed on a high quality tri-blend fabric, I have to order at least 20 of them.


SO…

If anyone wants a piece of this glorious LTA merch, even if you can’t make the 5K, let me know in the comments below or send me a text with your shirt size.


And if you're curious what the shirt will look like, it will look something like this, but on gray shirt.



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